Well, reading about the brohuha regarding the communion wafer and PZ Myers and that college student, I realized that my student group really dropped the ball when we posted this flier without following through on the diety-napping:
Such is life, though. So, I was thinking that the world now needs Holy Rosary Anal Beads. Something like this:
Except maybe with a larger cross.
Really, it only makes sense, given the anal-erotic origins of the rosary