T-shirt idea (be warned if u are offended by naughty language)

I always wanted to make a T-shirt for girls that says "Jesus" on the front with a picture of him on the cross looking all wiry ripped as usual,
and oh the backside "... I'd fuck him"

that way you can get into a crowd with a bunch of protesting Christians and cause internal mayhem :)

Sorry, I'm a jerk.

Any other fun T-shirt ideas?

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Permalink Reply by Ben on July 10, 2008 at 11:05pm
you are a negative person..


I like that...

i mean.. HI!
Permalink Reply by Tanya Levin on August 23, 2008 at 9:58pm
Hi ya.

We are so flawed as specimens.

Don't cha think?
Permalink Reply by Katherine on July 11, 2008 at 2:30pm
How about a picture of Jesus in a compromising position with a small child and underneath it write, "Jesus loves the little children. All the children of the world."

Hehe : )


My boyfriend came up with that one.
He's making me give him credit...
Permalink Reply by vjack on July 11, 2008 at 2:32pm
I like it. I'd be proud to wear it around Catholics.
Permalink Reply by Duncan on July 11, 2008 at 4:55pm
How about, "Thank God, it's Friday!!"
Permalink Reply by Tanya Levin on July 12, 2008 at 2:08am
STERILISE EVERYONE

(it's not like the planet would suffer)
Permalink Reply by bamackc on July 20, 2008 at 5:22pm
i always wanted a huge tattoo on my rib cage of jesus up side down on the cross with his inside falling out and all that kool stuff

but my wife wouldent let me get 666 on the front of the boiler of my train tattoo so im pretty sure the jesus thing is out of the qustion

i gotta keep her happy
Permalink Reply by Фелч Гроган on August 24, 2008 at 5:27am
vjack: Seems like there was a story awhile back about an atheist getting assaulted by Christians for having a sticker on the back window of his truck saying "fuck the skull of Jesus." I remember thinking at the time that this could be interesting on a t-shirt.

That originated [*] in Usenet's alt.tasteless newsgroup in the early 90's and has subsequently been hijacked [**] by many "tasteless" wannabe's and their online junk shops. It was from a thread on the most tasteless t-shirt possible.

On a related note, in that same thread, I proposed a modest "Jesus is a cunt" t-shirt. I was quite pleasantly surprised close to a decade later at an AC/DC concert - I counted no less 20 monkey-see-monkey-doers in the exact same mass produced version of a "Jesus is a cunt shirt".

[*] - Link: there are earlier references than this. Go dig for 'em yourself.

[**] - as have many, many other things over the years - Trey Parker and Matt Stone, I'm looking at you. Don't tell me you guys have never lurked in a.t
Permalink Reply by CriticalMessiah on August 29, 2008 at 2:18pm
I once said on another site "Jesus is gay. He got nailed by a couple of roman soldiers.". I think that would work for a t-shirt.
Permalink Reply by Tedster on September 14, 2008 at 11:46pm
Oh I would just love to see the reactions to people if somebody wore one.
Permalink Reply by Doug on September 15, 2008 at 7:04am
I saw a bumper sticker a while back that read

"Jesus is dead.
Get over it"

I would not mind that on a t shirt.

Also a "Zombie Jesus" one !

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