T-shirt idea (be warned if u are offended by naughty language)

I always wanted to make a T-shirt for girls that says "Jesus" on the front with a picture of him on the cross looking all wiry ripped as usual,
and oh the backside "... I'd fuck him"

that way you can get into a crowd with a bunch of protesting Christians and cause internal mayhem :)

Sorry, I'm a jerk.

Any other fun T-shirt ideas?

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Permalink Reply by vjack on July 9, 2008 at 8:20pm
Seems like there was a story awhile back about an atheist getting assaulted by Christians for having a sticker on the back window of his truck saying "fuck the skull of Jesus." I remember thinking at the time that this could be interesting on a t-shirt.
Permalink Reply by nullifidian on July 11, 2008 at 2:20am
Wouldn't one need to find it first? Sorry if I've spoiled that for you. ;-)
Permalink Reply by Richard Knight on July 9, 2008 at 8:33pm
If you are going into a crowd of protesting xtians anyway, you might as well get guys to wear the "I'd fuck him" shirt, too.

I made some fliers once that said "What if Jesus had AIDS?" Even being aware of transubstantiation thing, I'm not sure why catholics were so pissed off.
Permalink Reply by vjack on July 9, 2008 at 8:53pm
Now I am really starting to enjoy the idea of entering a crowd of rabid Christians engaged in some sort of protest while wearing such a shirt and trying to get on camera with it. The beat-down at the hands of all those "good Christians" would be worth it.
Permalink Reply by Richard Knight on July 9, 2008 at 9:02pm
Permalink Reply by Anath on July 9, 2008 at 11:15pm
I've got to get some of these.
Permalink Reply by Chris on July 10, 2008 at 12:08am
I think you'd appreciate this site as well:

http://www.tshirthell.com

particularly this:

http://www.tshirthell.com/search.php?search=jesus&Submit.x=0&am...
Permalink Reply by Pam on July 10, 2008 at 11:57am
lol- my fave is "3667 days since I last gave a shit" :)
Permalink Reply by dGolden on July 20, 2008 at 11:08pm
I hadn't seen that one, but they used to have one of him on the cross with a big smile, caption reading, "Jesus did it for the chicks."
Permalink Reply by Robert on July 10, 2008 at 12:58pm
Sure, why not? Everyone loves blasphemy!
Permalink Reply by Yvette on July 10, 2008 at 1:25pm
OMG YES.

I'd totally wear it and I don't even do that usually.

Though, maybe it should just be the picture on front and "I'd fuck him", I don't really think backside slogans are ever as good.
Permalink Reply by Stella on July 10, 2008 at 9:44pm
My friend Dan tags his emails with a Carlin quote:

"People suck. Fuck Hope."

That's a good tee shirt for these times.

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