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Permalink Reply by Tarquin St John Sh'gn'sty on July 28, 2009 at 8:32pm

Two of which I'm a rather fond ,both mean "wanker":

'knob knocking mattress raper'

and

'c--t waffle' (one word)

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Permalink Reply by Louis on July 28, 2009 at 10:29pm

Oh yeah! Well you are a festhezio!

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Permalink Reply by Tarquin St John Sh'gn'sty on July 29, 2009 at 1:15am

Jack, isn't there a doozy in Cantonese,which begins (phonetic)

"dew neh--- ?

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Permalink Reply by Michael on July 31, 2009 at 12:17am

- I'll be there - god willing or not
- Hell and bloody goose guts
- Fheur Flucht (check the spelling...A German phrase meaning "cartload of curses")
- Sometimes I emphasise my anger by deliberately choosing non-angry words like "scamp", "scallywag" and "jolly wretch"
- And if someone curses me, I always say: "I know you don't mean it" which really hurts when they most emphatically DO mean it.

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Permalink Reply by unholyroller on July 31, 2009 at 1:03am

My 6 yr old grandson recently came up with "crud monkeys". I rather like it.

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Permalink Reply by Travis Megee on December 5, 2009 at 2:38am

I use the term shitbird when describing someone. I use fuckbeans frequently as well for general purposes.

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Permalink Reply by K on December 5, 2009 at 12:59pm

My default curses in stressful moments are the usual american 4 letter ones...fuck, shit, piss, damn as well as bastard, goddammit, fuckwad, and motherfucker.
When not stressed, I like son-of-a-whore and fornicated. As in, "If he gets caught, he's totally fornicated..." ;-)
And sucks... This sucks like the suckiest suck that ever sucked in the history of sucking.

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Permalink Reply by Rusty Gunn. on December 5, 2009 at 1:37pm

From time to time I've used "Jump'n fuck'n Jeeeeeeeezus".

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Permalink Reply by Ruth Dickson on December 5, 2009 at 3:19pm

Although slightly off topic, I've recently started to respond to "god bless you" after a sneeze with "No, thanks." I've received some quizzical glances and the occasional chuckle from rebuffed blessers. Try it and see what happens.

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Permalink Reply by Ian on December 6, 2009 at 4:12pm

"That's rather presumptuous of you," also gets some raised eyebrows.

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Permalink Reply by Jared Lardo on December 5, 2009 at 4:50pm

I take the *chan-ian tact when it comes to swearing.

I first got introduced to this kind of profanity by reading Encyclopedia Dramatica. In my various wanderings around the articles, I eventually came upon the article full of Sonic comics with altered text.

I use terms that I gathered from there at every opportunity--as well as other sorts of terms.
Things from there include:

"Candle-sniffing fuck fence, go climb a wall of dicks."
"Holy shitwaffles"
"faggot-humping dick bishop"
"fish-licking cocknose"

In general the full form of complex, "creative" swearing like these follows this format:
"noun-verb'ing' compound-double-noun with one, both, or neither of those two nouns being profane followed by an instruction to perform a non-obscene action with a non-obscene item or material which is modified to include a plural or singular-as-a-material word with a profane tinge to it in it." Although, this is just a guideline.

e.g. "You face-loving midget-intruder, go swim in a lake full of cocks."
"Ass-noodling dickwaffler, get the hell off my lawn."
"You fucking puddle of cum, `just go... just go."

As for cathartic swearing, I replace "god" with "gods" every time I can, since zero is a plural number, after all, but beyond that I have nothing.

Of course, whenever I can put parts of words together with other words, I do, such as in "dicksuckery", "dumbfuckistry", "fuckdickistry", and "fuckuppery". Food for thought.

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Permalink Reply by Prog Rock Girl on December 8, 2009 at 11:59am

I do remember calling my computer "cream of cum soup" one time when I was really pissed off at it. Yes, I do curse at inanimate objects.

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