For Fun - Make Curse Words That Are Worthy Of Atheist Utterings

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Permalink Reply by Roy Roberts on July 21, 2008 at 3:25pm

I love the Sweet Dark Lord of Fuck one.

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Permalink Reply by Goz on May 31, 2009 at 1:34pm

I use Holy Shit a lot...It's one of my favorites. I also like bloody hell and Gods be dammed,Christ On a bloody Cracker is another good one..Sometimes said as Crust On a cracker,fuck a duck and Oh flying fuckers, oh for the love of flying fuckers.

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Permalink Reply by Tarquin St John Sh'gn'sty on December 7, 2009 at 7:32am

I like ;Jesus H Christ!!!!

As any Aussie grunt will tell you,the "H" stands for 'Hughie'. (after his dad).

It's not well known but Aussie soldiers are on first name terms with the almighty.This usually takes the form of swearing at him for fucking up the weather and things natural. EG finding a leech on your scrotum,the onset of the monsoon when you happen to be in the middle of the jungle etc etc,.

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Permalink Reply by Prog Rock Girl on December 8, 2009 at 11:53am

"I don't give a flying fuck" is always a classic.

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Permalink Reply by Chrys Stevenson on July 20, 2008 at 6:18am

You know, this subject's been ticking over in my brain for a couple of days, and I'm thinking, if Christians use their God for blaspheming, maybe we should use the 'Four Horseman'.

Imagine hitting your thumb with a hammer and saying, "Daniel Dennett, that hurt!"

Perhaps you see something really amazing and you exclaim,
"Ohhhh phhhhhh-aryngula that was good!"

Perhaps the boys could start referring to their ... um ... appendage ... as their "Dick Dawkins".

Can anyone think of any more? ;-)

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Permalink Reply by Roy Roberts on July 21, 2008 at 3:25pm

HitchBitch?

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Permalink Reply by Undo on July 21, 2008 at 2:17pm

"Christ on a Cross!"

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Permalink Reply by Leslee Love on June 4, 2009 at 3:02pm

Yea, I use that a lot...gets a lot of fun reactions!

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Permalink Reply by Suzanne on July 24, 2008 at 11:29am

I think I'll go with Pharyngula's "frackin' cracker". It has a nice forceful yet rhythmic ring to it.

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Permalink Reply by Lisa on July 25, 2008 at 9:36pm

The two I use most commonly are "jesuscrap" and "crapdamnit". Jesuscrap is especially appropriate when drivel pertaining to Jesus is being spewed in my general direction.

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Permalink Reply by Darla on July 27, 2008 at 7:25pm

the 'frackin cracker' is hilarious...after reading PZ's blog we have used it, but then my son (in jest) called me a cracker, and I had to call him a wafer...oh, but it degraded from there...

Thanks for all the great new ones! Keep 'em coming....'sweet dark lord of fuck' is firmly ensconced now in my little black book of juicy bad word love.

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Permalink Reply by Bob of QF on August 10, 2008 at 4:24pm

I'm afraid I'm not nearly as original as some of these, but when I forswore religiosity, I realized that my swears didn't have the meaning they once did...

So, I fell back on a child-hood favorite TV show: stars.

"By the stars"

"Stars' dammit"

"Oh my stars"

Sometimes, I'll make an oblique reference to a very good South Park episode, and say something like, "Science, dammit" or "Oh. my. science." and a favorite, "science be praised"..... as often as not, it's not only an epithet, but it's true as well.

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