For Fun - Make Curse Words That Are Worthy Of Atheist Utterings

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Permalink Reply by Leslee Love on June 4, 2009 at 3:01pm

I like that too...Christ on a (bloody) cracker!!

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Permalink Reply by Meggan Dominytus on June 10, 2009 at 1:46pm

Smegma demon....hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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Permalink Reply by Goz on June 4, 2009 at 3:12pm

Ohhh,not heard saddlebacking...Stupid saddlebacking shithead!.My,my,my but I DO like how that sounds!!!!!
Yup,it's a keeper!

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Permalink Reply by Leslee Love on June 4, 2009 at 3:00pm

For some reason, I always say "jesus tap-dancin' christ on a cross!!!" I say it when I'm so fucking pissed, then imagine the absurdness of jesus tap-dancin' on a cross...it makes me laugh my ass of, and all is better!! It's the whole blasphemy of it all...although I don't believe in blasphemy either since I believe in no god. I like to picture god as Flash Gordon, too, like on Family Guy...riding through space. Holy Flash Gordon...

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Permalink Reply by Galen Thurber on June 4, 2009 at 3:31pm

Jesus fucking christ on a stauros

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Permalink Reply by Vanessa on June 10, 2009 at 1:15pm

I think there's no better way to spit on someone's religion than to use their god's name when cursing, so I'll still use them on the rare occasions that I feel I must curse.

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Permalink Reply by Phil Cook on June 10, 2009 at 1:56pm

As Homer Simpson says, "JEEBERS!"

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Permalink Reply by Keia on June 16, 2009 at 12:33pm

I find myself saying alone "Well fuck me Jesus!" I accidentally mixed "fuck me!" and "Jesus!" I think it works better.

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Permalink Reply by Brian on June 16, 2009 at 5:50pm

I like to say 'Sweet Christing Fuck!'. I cleared a room full of Mormons with that one once.

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Permalink Reply by Goz on August 2, 2009 at 1:29pm

Hahahahahah!!!!!Sweet Christing Fuck is definitely a keeper.

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Permalink Reply by Melissa on July 28, 2009 at 4:06am

At work, I often revert to what my mom taught me:
"God Bless America!" which can be pretty satisfying, believe it or not. Also, "Shit the Bed!" is good for when you fuck something up. I also belt out "Holy Flucking Snit" a lot.

But in good company, I am less creative: Fuck! Jesus Fucking Christ! Fucking Fuck! And so on...

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Permalink Reply by Louis on July 28, 2009 at 8:07pm

Normally I go with, "fuck me."

When I'm around children I go with, "well spaghetti and meatballs."

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