Just moved into my university accomodation this weekend. I've seen notices for an atheist student body, but I wasn't thinking of joining until now, as I'm feeling a little like Winston Smith after these last few days.
When I go out on the first afternoon, the Christian student union are on every corner of the campus, handing out flyers to anybody who passes. I thought nothing of it at the time, but when I got home, the university's Catholic student body had left a leaflet for each member of the flat, inviting us to mass.
Then today, as I go shopping, a guy falls into step with me and starts talking about sharing a gospel. I say no thanks, and he hands me a postcard advising me to read the book of Mormon.
Then tonight, I come to the computer labs to tell you all this story... and there's a copy of the Watchtower magazine next to every computer!
So come on guys, JW's, Mormons, or the Catholics, who should I offer my soul to?
Maybe I'll make them fight over me.